Funny poems

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  • Tattoo:

    by Scott Cole

    Your so under my skin
    You get on my nerves...

  • Rough Seize Indeed

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Box
    no locks...

  • To get sex

    by Jacob

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • The men in the street

    by Gemma Wingbuckle

    The men in the street
    Are the least discreet...

  • mytreasure

    by gopi nath

    long long ago i was sailing in a boat,
    there comes the dancing goat...

  • Sussy's pussy

    by Eddie Hoyte

    Sussy got a big pussy
    and it ain't my fault she's fussy...

  • Whale

    by Deziray micbrian

    Whale we make nosies
    the nosies sound like we are two fat people having...

  • Polly planted peas, picked purple pansies, posted...
    Polly plays pretend, plants peas, picks purple...

  • 100 Words

    by Aiko (Dreamsurfer)

    There is no subject under the Sun,
    That cannot be discussed in 100 words...

  • At the store.

    by MrPurple

    Here I am; There you are shopping for bread.
    Get outta my head and into my bed...

  • Rejected

    by Freeze Tyler

    She looked at me and said,
    You've never been looked at by these eyes before...

  • I took a break from my life today ,
    Stopped being a mummy and wife a day...