NEVER FRENCH KISS A CAT!!!!!!! n_n

Today is Tomorrow's Yesterday; the Present is the Past of the Future.

I do not own a car, but will you BMW (Be My Wife)?

She didn't marry me because she imagined that I only loved her like a brother would.

Lionel Messi moving to PSG is the reason why I developed an unusual desire to study French again.

Like 100 Degrees Celsius, she is so hot that she makes the water in my body boil.

JESUS is the GOAT of Goats!

Why can't she be mine; is it because I do not have a lot of money?

I do not have a crush on Mariah Carey; I just love her music.

Macintosh is a bedwetter's Best Solution.