Why did Italy win Euro 2020 against England? Because it's coming to Rome.

If you have nothing to eat, then fast!

What kind of father gives his son namungodi samosas yet he asked for peanut butter waffles? The one who knows that his son is allergic to peanuts and might go into anaphylactic shock.

Rest in peace to OTT (Over The Top) Tax! National Funeral in progress.

The Funniest Lie I've ever heard is that GOD has no money, yet HE created everything.

If you want to be happy, then make sure you love those who love you!

I love jobs where you get paid handsomely for doing little; it covers for the peanuts you are paid after working too hard.

The Funniest Thing about tourism in Arua is that you can go to Congo, Kenya, Sudan, Tanganyika, Zambia, Kampala, Malaba, Casablanca and Dubai on the same day without leaving the region.

She tastes like yam and fresh passion fruit.

The Holy Bible is the Greatest Book I have ever read!