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  • For me: 97 percent is inch perfect, you have to leave room for reality!

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  • Even racist Whites have black hair; we are not the same but 99.9 percent similar.

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  • Status anxiety can be quite depressing; just be yourself!

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  • Every loss is a lesson.

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  • A car can roll on Linglong, MRF, Good Year and Michellin Tyres at the same time, meaning all things work together for your good.

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  • The money a Ugandan woman spends on just one hairjob can take care of my haircuts for two years.

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  • Love is slang for lust.

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  • Let the rain fall down; don't try to stop it, just trap it!

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  • To this day, I have yet to meet a fellow individual who freezes their Charleston Chews, as well as anyone who knows what one is.

    by Alex B
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  • Be happy no matter how sad you are!

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