If you have bypassed your window of opportunity, use the door.

Its not that i hate you its just...ok put it this way if you were on fire and i had water. I would drink the water.

What did you expect me to do sit around and wait for you, well i didnt I moved on fell in love again and im happy for the first time in along time and im not about to throw all of that away because you magically decide you want me now.

"Crazy fool.."

Why does PMS seem to be the only reason to guys for every mood swing we have?

Its okay to stare a little bit,
but when you're staring like I'm a statue,
thats when i call you the creeper

Hating me will only make your situation worse!!!!

Try to be cool, get made a fool.

"Awkward silence...tskk, schmm, pff HAHA!"

Cousin: I just want when I come home from work dere shud be smthng gud cooked for me.
Aunt: Like what?
C: It shudnt be a problem. I dont even eat meat.
A: Thn how about chicken?
C: I hate chicken.
A: Then there's only one option left. Dog food!