LOL Let me guess he said he loved you,you gave him your all and now he wants more just not from you smh

I'm not sort, your just abnormally tall.

What candy should you eat when you're dying ? --> life savers

"bit.ch comes and goes.. but as.s.hole goes and try to come back!"

Dont be worried about what you put on, we were all born naked

All nuts fall from the same tree...it's just that some are closer to the ground than others.

Listen Ryan I know your wordplay is at its best when you're writing about dongs but nobody wants to read that. - Dan Hudson

Hey, they don't call me Wilson for nothing - uh, me.

When life is good,
all you can wait for is the baseball bat to the face ;D

*~for my dad and brothers~*

Fake Hair, Fake Nails , Fake Tan , Fake Eye Lashes ..... &They Wonder Why They Can't Find a Real Man :P

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. -Robert A.