Funny Quotes

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  • Him: Men are logical. Give me a logical reason.
    Me (crying): I'm emotionally breaking down without a reason. Find the logic in that!
    Him: ........ Are you on PMS? :\
    Me: -_-

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  • Don't drink bottled car water.

    by Asia
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  • It's not about the phone it's what you can do with it.

    by Asia
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  • Sabi nila ...

    ang tunay na LALAKI marunong maghintay ..

    sabi naman ng lolo ko ..

    ang tunay na LALAKI ..
    PAUBOS na :DD

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  • Don't you just love those couples that just become boyfriend/girlfriend & on that same day they are already telling one another & posting it everywhere that they "love" each other.

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  • I never get pissed when I see my ex-boyfriends with other people because my mother always taught me to share with the poor. >;)

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  • I have done it thousand times.....using my secret mind power!

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  • Pimples on my face =,='
    Makes me CRY!!!!

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  • It's dangerous to walk alone at night!! Dad buy me a CAR!!!

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  • Hey, Have Yuh Been Drinking Boka-Cola Lately?

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