"Awkward silence...tskk, schmm, pff HAHA!"

Cousin: I just want when I come home from work dere shud be smthng gud cooked for me.
Aunt: Like what?
C: It shudnt be a problem. I dont even eat meat.
A: Thn how about chicken?
C: I hate chicken.
A: Then there's only one option left. Dog food!

Him: Men are logical. Give me a logical reason.
Me (crying): I'm emotionally breaking down without a reason. Find the logic in that!
Him: ........ Are you on PMS? :\
Me: -_-

Don't drink bottled car water.

It's not about the phone it's what you can do with it.

Sabi nila ...

ang tunay na LALAKI marunong maghintay ..

sabi naman ng lolo ko ..

ang tunay na LALAKI ..
PAUBOS na :DD

Don't you just love those couples that just become boyfriend/girlfriend & on that same day they are already telling one another & posting it everywhere that they "love" each other.

I never get pissed when I see my ex-boyfriends with other people because my mother always taught me to share with the poor. >;)

I have done it thousand times.....using my secret mind power!

Pimples on my face =,='
Makes me CRY!!!!