It's dangerous to walk alone at night!! Dad buy me a CAR!!!

Hey, Have Yuh Been Drinking Boka-Cola Lately?

U know u are special when u take ur swimming goggs wid u but forgot to put on =]

You will never find love on a couch unless your look at stories on tv

Happiness is like a wet fart :P

LOVES AT WAR :|

Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

Smile, it scares people.

Give me a nickle and i will tickle your pickle.......... c:

Come to the dark side we have cookies and *hot guys* <3