U know u are special when u take ur swimming goggs wid u but forgot to put on =]

You will never find love on a couch unless your look at stories on tv

Happiness is like a wet fart :P

LOVES AT WAR :|

Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

Smile, it scares people.

Give me a nickle and i will tickle your pickle.......... c:

Come to the dark side we have cookies and *hot guys* <3

I need some advice on guys, or better yet i need a real man im sick of these playing ass boys who dont kno how to treat a damn girl. are there any real men damnnnnnn :P

I'll take credit, where credit is due -ENE-