Funny Quotes

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  • I need some advice on guys, or better yet i need a real man im sick of these playing ass boys who dont kno how to treat a damn girl. are there any real men damnnnnnn :P

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  • I'll take credit, where credit is due -ENE-

    by Jenna
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  • Hello Veggies, potatoes can fly! don't tell me chicken can be grown in the soil otherwise eggs will be disappointed!!!

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  • Instead of having a bone to pick with me, why not have a pick to bone me with?

    by Jenna
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  • Whine is fine but liquer is quicks!

    by Anneyn
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  • When you support and lift others upon your shoulders, sometimes you get to see their underwear

    by yogi73
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  • Quit shaking your head your gonna lose whats left of your brain

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  • Raymond hands Robert a bra...

    Robert: What's this for?

    Raymond: You're a boob.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • You're an idiot wrapped in a moron.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • Love one another, but don't love another one.

    by Amew88
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