Funny Quotes

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  • Hello Veggies, potatoes can fly! don't tell me chicken can be grown in the soil otherwise eggs will be disappointed!!!

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  • Instead of having a bone to pick with me, why not have a pick to bone me with?

    by Jenna
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  • Whine is fine but liquer is quicks!

    by Anneyn
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  • When you support and lift others upon your shoulders, sometimes you get to see their underwear

    by yogi73
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  • Quit shaking your head your gonna lose whats left of your brain

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  • Raymond hands Robert a bra...

    Robert: What's this for?

    Raymond: You're a boob.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • You're an idiot wrapped in a moron.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • Love one another, but don't love another one.

    by Amew88
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  • Spending 2 hours staring at you isnt a waste of time it's a little hobby of mine i like to call creatvie stalking

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  • What would you chose to love. . ?
    a lawyer who defend your heart.
    a doctor who cures your heart.
    a teacher who teach your heart to love again.
    or a garbage man who is willing to pick up your heart when someone throws it away.

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