Spending 2 hours staring at you isnt a waste of time it's a little hobby of mine i like to call creatvie stalking

What would you chose to love. . ?
a lawyer who defend your heart.
a doctor who cures your heart.
a teacher who teach your heart to love again.
or a garbage man who is willing to pick up your heart when someone throws it away.

My mother once told me with a devilish gilint in her eyes "When u fall in love with someone they will catch u when u have fallen" i didn't know what she meant then really knew but i do now cause i just landed on my but! :)

Success comes in cans not cant's, so if you need me, I'll be in the can!

Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

I went to hell
but it was full
so i came back
for you....... =D

I only seems like I'm a smart@$$, because I'm surrounded by dumb@$$es

Keep talking, I'm sure eventually you'll say something intelligent... hmmm I might be waiting awhile.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf..