"If its limp, make a splint"

Can't help who pulls your heart strings
could be the puppy in the window

If a person told you "I'm a compulsive liar", would you believe them?

I don't fall for pick up lines,
Only pick up trucks!!<3

Sometimes when you feel weighted down and down trodden, its life telling you, its time to take a big crap.

I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

My mum thinks I'm pregnant, because I'm fat. Sure thing Mum, sure thing, can't wait till nine months is over so that you'll know I'm just bloody fat.

H3y wh@+$ wr0ng?
um, obviously your education.

Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving.

The reason i cant love some one else..??? Hun just low battery heart 4 ever !!!!