Don't be a douche !

BOY: Ur abcdefghijk...
GIRL: What's that mean? BOY:Adorable,beautiful,cute,de​lightful, elegant,fascinating,gorgeous, and hpy
GIRL: aw how sweet, what's ijk?
BOY: I'm just kidding....

Gr8 news every1! The world is NT going 2 end in 2012. I just found a Can in the cupboard dat has a 2014 exp date :) lol

"Oh shit, the mummy's after us.. lets all walk a little faster"

BURP !

Love is not
Like a cup of too hot coffee
That you leave to the side for later, maybe,
Then, it's too cold.

That Mini Heart Attack You Get When Your Parents Scream Your Name From Across The Room And Tell You They Need To Talk To You.

Smirk, sign of evil? Nah.. Confession of victory.

Kids! don't try love at home.....results may vary.

I have realized that when you try to be funny, you're corny but when you say random stuff that wasn't meant to be funny, people laugh their heads off