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  • And Outstanding answer by a child when asked, "What is a DREAM..?"

    He Replied: "Where there is no price tags on the toys which i Love and like the most..." =)

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  • When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

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  • Please tell your pants it's rude to point.

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  • Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

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  • Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong,...

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  • Keep playing with it and it might break.

    by Asia
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  • My eyes are so beautiful bring a map if you want to look into them you might get lost.

    by Asia
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  • Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.

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  • Feeling like a ninja after watching an action movie.

    by LawRah
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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

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