Kids! don't try love at home.....results may vary.

I have realized that when you try to be funny, you're corny but when you say random stuff that wasn't meant to be funny, people laugh their heads off

And Outstanding answer by a child when asked, "What is a DREAM..?"

He Replied: "Where there is no price tags on the toys which i Love and like the most..." =)

When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

Please tell your pants it's rude to point.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong,...

Keep playing with it and it might break.

My eyes are so beautiful bring a map if you want to look into them you might get lost.

Apple is genius they did the ipod, ihome, ipad, iphone but my most favorite is the idontcare.