Funny Quotes

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  • Feeling like a ninja after watching an action movie.

    by LawRah
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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

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  • When you finish a speach,
    everyone hopes for;
    Applause, Applause, Applause
    Not;
    Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

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  • Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk food didn't make you fat,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    And girls didn't start so much drama?

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  • I wish life was like Stapels so it would have an easy button.

    -Kasandra Nevarez

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  • Havinqq your boyfriiendd brakee upp withh youu
    & sayinqq you can still be friiends is likee yourr doqq dieinqq & your mom sayinqq you can still keep iit.[:

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  • Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

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  • I've learned so much from my mistake,, I'm thinking of a few more,,,,

    by NaBeLLa
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  • Everyone is a hypocrite, except me.

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  • I don't care how
    old you are.
    If you don't respect
    me, I won't respect you

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