Funny Quotes

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  • When you finish a speach,
    everyone hopes for;
    Applause, Applause, Applause
    Not;
    Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

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  • Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk food didn't make you fat,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    And girls didn't start so much drama?

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  • I wish life was like Stapels so it would have an easy button.

    -Kasandra Nevarez

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  • Havinqq your boyfriiendd brakee upp withh youu
    & sayinqq you can still be friiends is likee yourr doqq dieinqq & your mom sayinqq you can still keep iit.[:

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  • Calling you a B!c+h is an insult to my dog...

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  • I've learned so much from my mistake,, I'm thinking of a few more,,,,

    by NaBeLLa
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  • Everyone is a hypocrite, except me.

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  • I don't care how
    old you are.
    If you don't respect
    me, I won't respect you

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  • Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier.

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  • Did my dad seriously just say "fantabulous"?

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