Funny Quotes

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  • I never get upset when i see my exboyfriend with someother girl because my mommy told me tht i always should give up my old toys for the less fortanite(;

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  • "I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it."

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  • "He is the Banana to my split"

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  • I can testify that karma is like gravity, it can be a witch without a firm foundation

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  • So my friends ask why I can't be with you
    And I would tell them..

    We didn't wana make Dear John part 2 :x

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  • Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster.(:

    by Ingrid
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  • For Narnia!

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  • NEVER CARE about what they Think Cause Haters Chanqe Their Minds Everytime They BLink

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  • Try saying
    Irish wrist watch
    10 times fast

    by lowner
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  • Almost instantlay you can watch your love pass away with loveflix
    start your free trial today!! =)

    by natasha
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