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Tetris battle
once's you start playing tetris
it starts to be a way of life

The best advice a man can take on women is 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?'

Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

I get real pleasure, out of looking for
The entrance to the exit.

Judge all you want;
We're all going to die...
I intend to deserve it.

I am so gay and I don't like to cook (;

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.