Funny Quotes

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  • Tetris battle
    once's you start playing tetris
    it starts to be a way of life

    by natasha
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  • The best advice a man can take on women is 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?'

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  • Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

    by Lexi
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  • I get real pleasure, out of looking for
    The entrance to the exit.

    by bettina
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  • Judge all you want;
    We're all going to die...
    I intend to deserve it.

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  • I am so gay and I don't like to cook (;

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue.
    Now you're with her &I'm happy for you.
    Violets are blue, roses are red.
    I'm just kidding, I want her dead.

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  • I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

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  • Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

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  • Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

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