I'm not grumpy, I'm just a night person stuck in a day world!

Water in the river flows,
But we dont know where it goes,
As we know that time pass by seconds as it slows.
But through it all you remain as my white rose.

Stand back i am going to try SCIENCE!!!!!

If barbie isnt a sl** then why do people have to buy her boyfriends?

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed.

Your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide???

"Being DITZY and ROCKING @ IT!"

If the SUN didn't exist..

I'll be the HOTTEST thing ever created.

:D

I told her to go to hell; then I thought that's probably where I'll end up. So then I told her to go to Heaven. Ha!

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you...

I Think...
therefore I'm Single.