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  • If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you...

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  • I Think...
    therefore I'm Single.

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  • Its an a s s whuppin' -its suppose to hurt!

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  • If man's best friend is "Dog" then ur definitely my "bi*ch"

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  • Summer you can kiss my ass right now :)

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  • When Yu grow a pair, yu can call me back!!
    Ke$ha

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  • If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
    Ke$ha!

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  • You should knooooooooow-oh-oh-oh-oh
    That I loooooooooooooo-ah-ah-ah-ah-ve
    You a looooooooooooooooooo-ah-ah-ah-ah-aht
    But I just can't date a dude with a vaj
    Grow A Pair<3 Ke$ha!

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  • But here is the sitch
    I signed up for a man
    But you are just a bit*h
    Grow A Pair<3 Ke$ha!

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  • SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

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