Taco's rawr, lions cry, elaphants howl, and turtles sing. It is a confusing world.

Tomorrow is always today............today is yesterday.
GOD! is that tomorrow=Yesterday....naaaaaaa

Man lost his "free will" when God created Eve... lol

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)

I swear i was reading this anti religion book
on the plane the other day,
I knew the couple next to me was going to exorcise me when they call the stewardess and ask
"Can we have some "holy" water please?"

Before Ipod, Iwatch then Iphone... and now, Ibroke Ilost and Iregret :'(

Why we keep looking for fare things!!!
if we open our eyes we will just find what we deserve in front of our eyes

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it...

If you can't find Mr.Right
try Mr.Right NOW :)

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.