If you're in the mood for a beating, don't try so hard. Just ask nicely and you'll be served.

Me: I don't like her
Friend: You don't even know her.
Me: That doesn't matter. I still don't like her.

Bro: When you are in light. Everything follows you. But when you are in dark, everything leaves you, even your own shadow. Thats life!
Me: That's scientific reasons :p

I hate her, she's my enemy, you're my friend. Spread the hate b_tch!

Dear God,
One word,
Graduation.
Amen!

Not mine :p

Sometimes I wonder if it's just me or is it really a cat and mouse chase between your best friend and your boyfriend. Can't they just get along?

Never miss a good chance to shut-up.

"i don't fall, i attack the floor"

one of my friends said this today lol ^_^

You are too FAMOUS--for being sooo FAKE :)
what.a.hoeeee

When the world pushes you down stand up and say wanna fight b!cht