Funny Quotes

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  • If you have someone that will put up with you still doing sidewalk chalk at 30 don't ever leave them .

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  • Dont be mean share your green!

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  • It looks like a car ran over your face... multiple times.

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  • Your so easy a caveman can do you.

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  • I'm not short damn it...... I'm just, vertically challenged

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  • If you are sending a clear message, to a teen; it comes out in color. An adult; black and white. A geezer; In Grey.

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  • Tears of laughter rejoice the mind and soul, thus those are tears free of egoism.

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  • I have runned into this problem, and I wish that I had an evolutionary possibility, to wind me out of this one, but I have to grow up,dough!!

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  • If I put my mind into focus, I would be able to gather my thoughts, but I can't find my head.

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  • I seldom do swing, but I do hang around a lot.

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