When you cry and look your self in a mirror you will see the baboon

A true friend is one willing to slip on the banana peel for you!!

If you have someone that will put up with you still doing sidewalk chalk at 30 don't ever leave them .

Dont be mean share your green!

It looks like a car ran over your face... multiple times.

Your so easy a caveman can do you.

I'm not short damn it...... I'm just, vertically challenged

If you are sending a clear message, to a teen; it comes out in color. An adult; black and white. A geezer; In Grey.

Tears of laughter rejoice the mind and soul, thus those are tears free of egoism.

I have runned into this problem, and I wish that I had an evolutionary possibility, to wind me out of this one, but I have to grow up,dough!!