Among the Stromatolites a long time ago!. "This calls for an early retirement"

Ones we set the standards, now the standards is adjusted to us.

Does anyone have b.it.ch repellent?

To Atheists.
we experimented with "oh my lack of God!" and been considering "By the beards of my ancestors!"
but they don't work.

Atheists, what do you say when you're surprised? dont you say "oh my god"?

no we say "Oh my big bang!" or "Holy Evolution!"

But most times I just scream like a girl.

I'm bringing sexy back
as a matter of fact my chain does hang low so smack THAT. though I advise you not to because I'll end up burning all your fingas. Cause I'm hot like that. Don't need a lighta, OH!

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.

1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
2: 20?
1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.

Woman: I'm super woman!
Man: no you're bat girl. you look good in the suit but you don't got no super powers. Or maybe you should be wonder woman. Because I come home everyday and I'm wondering: where's my woman?!

Dont make me snap my fingerz in a Z formation, exclamation, hip rotation, head circulation! elbow elbow wrist wrist girl u just got dissed! what! break a wall waterfall girl u think u know it all but u dont i do so poof with the additude !!!!! >:D