Woman: I'm super woman!
Man: no you're bat girl. you look good in the suit but you don't got no super powers. Or maybe you should be wonder woman. Because I come home everyday and I'm wondering: where's my woman?!

Dont make me snap my fingerz in a Z formation, exclamation, hip rotation, head circulation! elbow elbow wrist wrist girl u just got dissed! what! break a wall waterfall girl u think u know it all but u dont i do so poof with the additude !!!!! >:D

Now I get it!! Why it's called a workstation, you can actually sit in front of it and do absolutely nothing!

Shut off the lights, Lay in bed. Close your eyes and count to 10 .

Me: I'm gonna laugh so hard the day you get killed for goin up to a black girl and tellin her that her clothes don't match.
Friend: Nah I would never go up to a black girl and say she don't match. That's like tellin her that her weave is crooked!

Me and my boyfriend broke up over religious differences... He thought he was *God*, I didn't...

Yeah...THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I don't "stalk" I "investigate"

Mesa bobo yousa whoeva yousa is

I would have loved to take part in charity works if only charities would take part in my works.