Now I get it!! Why it's called a workstation, you can actually sit in front of it and do absolutely nothing!

Shut off the lights, Lay in bed. Close your eyes and count to 10 .

Me: I'm gonna laugh so hard the day you get killed for goin up to a black girl and tellin her that her clothes don't match.
Friend: Nah I would never go up to a black girl and say she don't match. That's like tellin her that her weave is crooked!

Me and my boyfriend broke up over religious differences... He thought he was *God*, I didn't...

Yeah...THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I don't "stalk" I "investigate"

Mesa bobo yousa whoeva yousa is

I would have loved to take part in charity works if only charities would take part in my works.

A gnawing mouse knows no limit 4 he bites from one corner to another up in th ceiling.

Meeting fOr tHe fRogs: Let's jOin Our Jointed Limbs tOgetHer GeNTle fRogs & "hop" for tHe beTter...Yay!