A gnawing mouse knows no limit 4 he bites from one corner to another up in th ceiling.

Meeting fOr tHe fRogs: Let's jOin Our Jointed Limbs tOgetHer GeNTle fRogs & "hop" for tHe beTter...Yay!

I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

I will always be a Queen and never a Drag.

Smile if you can think of something CRAZY I have done. Uh... Okay you can stop laughing now. I said stop. SHUT UP! I said smile not kill yourself laughing!

Squirrel Doctors are real ;)

Oh? You play the Guitar? ... Excuse me while I take my clothes off...

I like turtles because theyre so chill. They dont hurt anyone. Theyre just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Im gonna take my time getting there, Im not in a rush. Because Im a turtle.

Someone told me i am immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now.

There is a "lie" in believe,
"over" in lover,
"end" in friend,
and an "if" in life,
and after Monday and Tuesday
my calendar says W.T.F!