"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? single

If God doesn't like ugly the he must have been real pissed when he made you.

If Barbie is so poular.... why do you have to buy all her friends???

Your so slow you cant even catch a parked car xD

Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

Laugh
More
Grip Less
Ignore Critics
Say Yes
Order
Dessert
Love Life
WORD.

Get like you?
Naw. Get like me.

Girl: Hey, wanna here a joke?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: I don't get it.
Girl: Ha! And You never will (;

How many ways can I be wrong, before I realize I'm always right? Like those horrid country songs, he was never worth the fight.