If God doesn't like ugly the he must have been real pissed when he made you.

If Barbie is so poular.... why do you have to buy all her friends???

Your so slow you cant even catch a parked car xD

Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

Laugh
More
Grip Less
Ignore Critics
Say Yes
Order
Dessert
Love Life
WORD.

Get like you?
Naw. Get like me.

Girl: Hey, wanna here a joke?
Boy: Sure
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: I don't get it.
Girl: Ha! And You never will (;

How many ways can I be wrong, before I realize I'm always right? Like those horrid country songs, he was never worth the fight.

"you want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?!" --Michelangelo, 1566

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.