Oh, that's sweet. Her boyfriend gave her dozen roses. Wait! I had sex with him. Ew!

I woke up naked on the bed and there is a cute guy beside me. Oh Crap! What's his name?!

If you're lonely when you're alone,
You are in bad company

Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up!

Special I maybe, but education is what YOU need! ;)

I wanted to ,but didn't......regret is a life time commitment.

All women can fly. When someone breaks our wings, we still fly; on a broomstick. Cuz we are just flexible like that!

-lol not mine but I love it!-

Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine into your brain; and that is where shitty ideas come from.

My boy: Chris that song iz old
Me: Well so is ur mom but u still listen 2 her

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.