What only hurts you can only make you stronger

Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails...btch are you sure you're not made in China?

Oh, that's sweet. Her boyfriend gave her dozen roses. Wait! I had sex with him. Ew!

I woke up naked on the bed and there is a cute guy beside me. Oh Crap! What's his name?!

If you're lonely when you're alone,
You are in bad company

Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up!

Special I maybe, but education is what YOU need! ;)

I wanted to ,but didn't......regret is a life time commitment.

All women can fly. When someone breaks our wings, we still fly; on a broomstick. Cuz we are just flexible like that!

-lol not mine but I love it!-

Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine into your brain; and that is where shitty ideas come from.