Sunday school
Teacher:Who is our Savior?
(girl pokes a boy with a pen)
Boy: OH! Jesus Christ!
Teacher:Good.What did Eve say after her 21st child?
(girl pokes again)
Boy:(to the girl)If u stick that in me one more time, i'll break it in half!

Drastic times don't call for drastic measures. It calls for sitting down, shutting the hell up and thinking things through before you fcuk it up more.

"life is like a box of chocolates... u never gonna know what ur gonna get!

Wow is'nt it ironic how everyone decides to care when you have given up already.

Close your eyes...
Make a wish...
Take a chance..
And i'll be there...
To pull down your pants

Saddy Q.

My hobbies are more like obsessions.

Riding 4Wheelers is fun. but wrecking them is even more fun.

He has a real bad case of p.p.m.m.m.s.s
ask wht thisis.
pissy
pants
maddy
maker
madder
stupid
syndrum

(Me and my bestie were bored:))

Trip on a skip,
you'll fall on your hip,
dont walk so slow,
watch where you go,
be quick,
two sticks,
five bills,
run for the hills,
three chimes,
stop on a dime,
should i write more,
im not so sure......

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.