Funny Quotes

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  • "life is like a box of chocolates... u never gonna know what ur gonna get!

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  • Wow is'nt it ironic how everyone decides to care when you have given up already.

    by bella
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  • Close your eyes...
    Make a wish...
    Take a chance..
    And i'll be there...
    To pull down your pants

    Saddy Q.

    by Saddy
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  • My hobbies are more like obsessions.

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  • Riding 4Wheelers is fun. but wrecking them is even more fun.

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  • He has a real bad case of p.p.m.m.m.s.s
    ask wht thisis.
    pissy
    pants
    maddy
    maker
    madder
    stupid
    syndrum

    (Me and my bestie were bored:))

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  • Trip on a skip,
    you'll fall on your hip,
    dont walk so slow,
    watch where you go,
    be quick,
    two sticks,
    five bills,
    run for the hills,
    three chimes,
    stop on a dime,
    should i write more,
    im not so sure......

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  • You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

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  • Sometimes to show a person that you truly love them you have to let go

    by BatterY
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  • OHHH.... your dating my ex? I'm eating a sandwhich, you want those leftovers, too???

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