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He's climbin' in your windows. He's snatchin' your people up, tryin' to rape 'em. So ya'll need to hide ya kids, hide ya wife and hide ya husband 'cause they rapin' everybody out here. |
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I want your bod. Lol, JK. You look like a train wreck. |
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"'Sup? My name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it." |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? |
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It's strange, you stand in the middle of a library and yell 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in. |
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"Is this real water?" |
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Like I told that nigga im like a broken xbox I dnt play no games |
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Instructions on How to find a Perfect Man: |
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I don't have problems with anger management, |
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Girl: My duck can do something special |