Funny Quotes

Sort by : 
  • I'm not bias, I hate every one equally...

    0 0
  • I Love Hearing Rumors About myself,
    Most The Time, Its Stuff I Didnt Even Know Bout Myself. lol

    0 0
  • Don't Tell Me Who He Is dating.
    She Has Got A Heart Break Coming.
    i Am JUst Gonna Break Her Face First.

    0 0
  • If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room?

    0 0
  • If I could put down this chalice and stop thinking with my phallus, I wouldn't be so crass and callous or amass this mounting malice.

    0 0
  • He is the kinda person to try to drown a fish. but you know what, i do too. :)

    0 0
  • Rules are meant to be broken; not limbs.

    0 0
  • If I was a bird I'd shit on you :)

    0 0
  • The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.

    0 0
  • Remember girls ; he doesn't need to undue your top to see a better view of your heart .

    0 0