I don't have problems with anger management,
I manage to get angry just fine.

Girl: My duck can do something special

Teacher: What?

Girl: My duck can lay an egg

Teacher: Oh that's not special

Girl: Can YOU lay an egg

Teacher *confused look on face*

I'm not bias, I hate every one equally...

I Love Hearing Rumors About myself,
Most The Time, Its Stuff I Didnt Even Know Bout Myself. lol

Don't Tell Me Who He Is dating.
She Has Got A Heart Break Coming.
i Am JUst Gonna Break Her Face First.

If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room?

If I could put down this chalice and stop thinking with my phallus, I wouldn't be so crass and callous or amass this mounting malice.

He is the kinda person to try to drown a fish. but you know what, i do too. :)

Rules are meant to be broken; not limbs.

If I was a bird I'd shit on you :)