Jealously is a disease , get well 8!tcheszz ! ; xo .

Mamacita wheres your booty?!

Try saying it Fast.

she sells, sea shells on the sea shore,how many sea shells did she sell.

You would be wise to steer clear of dragons - for you'd taste superb with catchup!

Hold shit man whats that? what u talking about? man i just saw something in the dark over there, Wow shit, shit,shit run man, shit man i just shit my pants.Shit!

Why did the crack the head cross the street??

To get some crack!

AHhhhh I love u , I love u , Ahhhh, why wont u say it back Ahhh, say you love me Ahhh I hate u Ahhh i hate u

Hey dude this chocolate taste really good, man thats not chocolate.. Lol

I never finish anyth

When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's happiness But when the first roll is on the left, it's pain.

When you told me you finally found someone, tears came out from each eye.. the exact same time.