Funny Quotes

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  • The fact that you continue to speak ,although I informed you I'm not listening, puzzles me.

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  • Remember girls ; he doesn't need to undue your top to see a better view of your heart .

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  • Jealously is a disease , get well 8!tcheszz ! ; xo .

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  • Mamacita wheres your booty?!

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  • Try saying it Fast.

    she sells, sea shells on the sea shore,how many sea shells did she sell.

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  • You would be wise to steer clear of dragons - for you'd taste superb with catchup!

    by Keleena
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  • Hold shit man whats that? what u talking about? man i just saw something in the dark over there, Wow shit, shit,shit run man, shit man i just shit my pants.Shit!

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  • Why did the crack the head cross the street??

    To get some crack!

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  • AHhhhh I love u , I love u , Ahhhh, why wont u say it back Ahhh, say you love me Ahhh I hate u Ahhh i hate u

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  • Hey dude this chocolate taste really good, man thats not chocolate.. Lol

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