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"you fail" 'so did your mum and dad's condom'. |
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Great minds think alike, but dirty minds think together. -WINK!!- |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, &the middle one's for you :] |
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I throw myself on the bed sometimes singin 'zz' gotta 'zzz' we will sleep all night and snore all day and throw all our educaition away... |
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Being a pet owner means that you can blame all your bodily functions on the dog. |
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I stand here and wait for you to come back... :'( Oh wait never mind there is no way... You think I'm that easy?! =) |
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I have a tendency to ignore when I am high... `) |
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"What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?" |
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I don't like sleeping because I hate waking up |
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Only fools laugh at others, |