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When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's happiness But when the first roll is on the left, it's pain.

When you told me you finally found someone, tears came out from each eye.. the exact same time.

"you fail" 'so did your mum and dad's condom'.

Great minds think alike, but dirty minds think together. -WINK!!-

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, &the middle one's for you :]

I throw myself on the bed sometimes singin 'zz' gotta 'zzz' we will sleep all night and snore all day and throw all our educaition away...

Being a pet owner means that you can blame all your bodily functions on the dog.

I stand here and wait for you to come back... :'( Oh wait never mind there is no way... You think I'm that easy?! =)

I have a tendency to ignore when I am high... `)

"What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"