"Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" he asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said.

Clothes are overrated, panties are debated

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality i accept

I wanna be bigger than Jesus and bigger than wrestling. Bigger than the Beatles and bigger than breast implants. I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids. Bigger than guns, better than cigarettes.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here

To have the patience of an Angel, can be tedious as hell.

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that he's nuts, but then I remember the incident with the soap...

And it all comes crashing down again..

What can you lose but you know where it went?

your virginity

"OMG it's a flood!"
- It's okay I have a Shamwow :)

"What the fuk is wtf?!"
- Uhh...