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The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013. |
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A piano might fall on your head but it also might not and in the meantime you never know, something nice might happen |
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Sorry I was in my own world, it's ok they know me there |
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If you have come here to b**** you have wasted 98% of your time so i suggest you use the remaining 2% to find the door. |
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My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity. |
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So you are scared of child birth... But you aren't scared of a serial killer or a burgular getting into your house... |
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Just finished watching karate kid...Asians beware -_- |
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"i wanna get chocolate wasted" |
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When i was a kid i didnt wanna be a princess...i wanted to be a doctor so i could tell people they have diseases and put sticks down their throat |
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I am a ninja... |