If you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but when that person leaves you, look behind, i'll be there, ready to kick you and say, "better than me,huh??"

Morning cigarette = heaven in your lungs. Drag it slow, sit among clouds.

A wife just wants one thing, 'trust'. Ha! Myth busted, she wants your rich d*k too.

It take
Only one positive hand
To lift the pressure
To boost it
Making cheerful
And fruitful
Time.

Innocent looks
With lovely eyes carrying cute face
Holding sweet smile
I’m the princes
Whom you often dream of
Who has the power to change
Your faith.

Problem is I've had to wait all day, now my patience is whispering impatient thoughts

" Bad poetry is the result of genuine emotion."
Oscar Wilde

The years know more than the days ever could

I need a better life…
Wish for one dummy!
R.M.D.S.

Hey… you ever see a dog in a diaper?
…….uhh….
XDlol
R.M.D.S.