Funny Quotes

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  • I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage.

    by Tony
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  • Guns don't kill people...
    But they sure make it easy

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  • If a were a chocolate peanut cluster i would so be a cannibal

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  • Ah, the ancient see - saw ethereal:
    Between the essential now, here with me,
    And the anticipation of looking back to now.

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  • A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun"

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  • If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny?

    by Melanie
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  • If you only expect the unexpected, is there really anything to expect?

    by Briana
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  • Life is cruel, Life can suck,
    Fate does not rule unless we let it!

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  • "Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other."
    Kari - age 5
    ...haha just thought that was kinda cute

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  • Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

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