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I have two emotions; rage and supressed rage. |
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Guns don't kill people... |
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If a were a chocolate peanut cluster i would so be a cannibal |
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Ah, the ancient see - saw ethereal: |
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A good friend would bailyou out of jail but a best friend would be sitting beside you saying " were in a whole heck of a lot of trouble but danm that was fun" |
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If we werent suppose to mispronounce words, then why do they spell them so funny? |
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If you only expect the unexpected, is there really anything to expect? |
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Life is cruel, Life can suck, |
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"Love is when a girl puts on perfume & a boy puts on shaving cologne & they go out & smell each other." |
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Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream" |