Tell your little voices to SHUT UP!
I can't hear mine..>_>

I'm smiling because you're my sister..
I'm laughing because theirs nothing you can do about it >:P

I'm not random.
You just can't think as fast as me :)

I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity.
...It still works

What's this thing you call normal?
Is it contagious?
OMG!! Don't touch me
I might catch your normal!!

I applied for a job in a mental institution, they said i need to log 24 hours with a retard, You wanna kick it tomorrow.
....I got crayons

Save the fights for at home boys. That's what rolling pins are for.

Stop walking as if you have a ego to fallow

This Is This Cat
This Is Is Cat
This Is How Cat
This Is To Cat
This Is Keep Cat
This Is An Cat
This Is Idiot Cat
This Is Busy Cat
This Is For Cat
This Is Forty Cat
This Is Seconds Cat

Now Read the THIRD word only! :D

Just like to share this little funny quote I saw :)

"Look at the keyboard ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK."