Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs

I love your make-up. LOL. Jk. It looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.

Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

My mom: i thought you were hungry, are you gonna eat or facebook.
me: i also have to pee... i just dont know anymore

If we as humans are the supreme ruler of this planet, we've done a pretty commendable job, but if there's someone above us... he's a bad leader !!!

If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

Blue bugs bleed blue blood

If I forget my meds one more time, I won't just be climbing up the nutty tree, I'll be flinging fruits off the top. (:

What is sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side, ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!