Funny Quotes

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  • This Is This Cat
    This Is Is Cat
    This Is How Cat
    This Is To Cat
    This Is Keep Cat
    This Is An Cat
    This Is Idiot Cat
    This Is Busy Cat
    This Is For Cat
    This Is Forty Cat
    This Is Seconds Cat

    Now Read the THIRD word only! :D

    by Lifeless juggalette
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  • Just like to share this little funny quote I saw :)

    "Look at the keyboard ... U and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

    by BrokenWingAng3L
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  • Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • I love your make-up. LOL. Jk. It looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.

    by xMisSxMassacrEx
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  • Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

    by Love Bug
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  • My mom: i thought you were hungry, are you gonna eat or facebook.
    me: i also have to pee... i just dont know anymore

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • If we as humans are the supreme ruler of this planet, we've done a pretty commendable job, but if there's someone above us... he's a bad leader !!!

    by Nomad Being
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  • If love is blind i"ll find my way back to you :)

    by aki019
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  • Blue bugs bleed blue blood

    by lost4life
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  • If I forget my meds one more time, I won't just be climbing up the nutty tree, I'll be flinging fruits off the top. (:

    by Second to None
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