(me & my friend talking about my brother chipping a tooth after falling off a bike)
"he literally bit the curb..didnt anyone ever teach him to put his hands down first. i mean damn" :)

Roll over and play dead...
Nope..I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...

It's like the world is your ice cream cone,
It looks pretty nice and delicious on the outside,
But then it starts to melt and get clingy and sticky.

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea

I miss you like a retard misses a point!!!!!

Yes I act like a princess, but that's what my name means right.

Pretty soon they'll rape our churches and burn our women

'thunder from down under'

John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Even after Tuesday the calender says, W T F S S M
W T F S S M= What The F*&% Somebody Shoot Me