What is sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side, ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?!

(me & my friend talking about my brother chipping a tooth after falling off a bike)
"he literally bit the curb..didnt anyone ever teach him to put his hands down first. i mean damn" :)

Roll over and play dead...
Nope..I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...

It's like the world is your ice cream cone,
It looks pretty nice and delicious on the outside,
But then it starts to melt and get clingy and sticky.

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea

I miss you like a retard misses a point!!!!!

Yes I act like a princess, but that's what my name means right.

Pretty soon they'll rape our churches and burn our women

'thunder from down under'