John and Marissa sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes Love Than comes Marriage. Than comes an abrupt tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame then comes despair. 2 <3s dmged byond repair. John leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Even after Tuesday the calender says, W T F S S M
W T F S S M= What The F*&% Somebody Shoot Me

I just shat a little bit, but at least I'm wearing a pad.

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school..
Beautiful.

Your so annoying that when I asked you to shut up, you thought I was striking a conversation.

Everyone is crazy, some people are just more up-front about it.

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget. If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate. And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen."

" You're mental." Muttered my best friend.

"Why thank you, I think you're interesting too." I grinned back at her.

Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you, If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry; Weed make a swell pear! Don't squash my hopes and dreams!

Were you just dissing Canada?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.