I just shat a little bit, but at least I'm wearing a pad.

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school..
Beautiful.

Your so annoying that when I asked you to shut up, you thought I was striking a conversation.

Everyone is crazy, some people are just more up-front about it.

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget. If something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate. And if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen."

" You're mental." Muttered my best friend.

"Why thank you, I think you're interesting too." I grinned back at her.

Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you, If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry; Weed make a swell pear! Don't squash my hopes and dreams!

Were you just dissing Canada?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.

Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!!

I applied for a job at a mental institution. They said that I need to log 24 hours with a retard. Wanna kick it tomorrow? ..I got crayons.