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Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!! |
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I applied for a job at a mental institution. They said that I need to log 24 hours with a retard. Wanna kick it tomorrow? ..I got crayons. |
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Don't raise your head too high, Lest you fall flat on your face. |
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I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long". HAHA! |
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YOur PrETTY FacE is GOinG tO hELL! ^^' |
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I can smell hypocrisy. And you my dear, are stenching my nose. |
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He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la |
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I want something else. I'm not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it's drenched in sunlight and it's weightless and I know it's not cheap. Probably not even real. |
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I wish I was an octopus , so I can hug more people at a time. |
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Cookies as big as frisbees. Muffins the size of flower pots. Bowls of pasta so deep, your fork can barely find the bottom. |