Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.

If only I knew math like I knew boys

The cops sent me a photo of my car running a red light. So to be fair, I sent them a photo of my check.

Life is sex you can't have.

(just not fair)

I've just realised I've been a drunk for almost half of my life. I really need to give up those 12 hour sleeps!

Sometimes is seems as if the whole worlds is on top of me. Then I think"of course it is, Im in Australia!".

No B!+ch YOU don't know shit!

My Teacher Said This During One Of Our Exams;

My Teacher Once Said;
You May Look Up For Inspiration,
Look Down In Desperation,
But Never Look Sideways For Information.

Scientists finally found out what's wrong with the teenage mind. on the left side, they see nothing right. on the right side, they see nothing left.

I.M.in my friend:
i like who?? cough cough..hack hack
me: wtf
cough cough brb..i need some water
--sign off