Ii hate it when im making a milkshake and the boys just show up in my yard = ]

I cant always cry smiley faces
sometimes life is crap

Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.

If only I knew math like I knew boys

The cops sent me a photo of my car running a red light. So to be fair, I sent them a photo of my check.

Life is sex you can't have.

(just not fair)

I've just realised I've been a drunk for almost half of my life. I really need to give up those 12 hour sleeps!

Sometimes is seems as if the whole worlds is on top of me. Then I think"of course it is, Im in Australia!".

No B!+ch YOU don't know shit!

My Teacher Said This During One Of Our Exams;

My Teacher Once Said;
You May Look Up For Inspiration,
Look Down In Desperation,
But Never Look Sideways For Information.