No. You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.

(Yes I'm aware that is a group on facebook. I am also aware that I fell out of my chair laughing after reading the title of and joining said group.)

I'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
-im awesome

Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a 'bad move'".

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

When life gives you lemons, pelt them at innocent bystanders.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

DHL - Deliver Halfway Lost.

LOL.