Fighting with you is about as pointless as a bunch of retards playing poker in the dark.

When life gives you limes and you dont want them, simply say no thank you and give them back.

What would your perfect day look like?
--going thru the day without using my ak

It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

Its not that I dont wanna talk to you... I have to go cus my dog is choking... LoL

QUICK! Throw the Pecker over your Shoulder and Make A wish!

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me

Guy1:omg!
guy2:what happen?
guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
bestie: u have on flip flops
me: well.. i trip in those too

&& im out like a fat kid in dodgeball