Funny Quotes

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  • Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
    bestie: u have on flip flops
    me: well.. i trip in those too

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  • && im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

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  • The only thing corny around here is your toes!

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  • 15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"

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  • I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD

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  • "Love's an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't"

    by Unamed
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  • "Did you ever stop to think before approaching me, that just maybe, my delusional hell wouldn't agree with yours!?"
    ~Delirium

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  • If You Don't Turn Around
    & Look At Me Anytime Soon..
    People Are Gonna Start Calling Me A
    STALKER.

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  • Walking in the shopping centre,
    We saw this dull looking COUPLE.

    Friend: Aww look emo love!
    [Both of us,'AWWWWW']
    Me: Wait.. And their still EMO?!

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  • Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die..

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