The only thing corny around here is your toes! |
15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over" |
I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD |
"Love's an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't" |
"Did you ever stop to think before approaching me, that just maybe, my delusional hell wouldn't agree with yours!?" |
If You Don't Turn Around |
Walking in the shopping centre, |
Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die.. |
I was dead the second u walk through that door, my heart skipped a beat for u |
God has seemed to have given me the ability to understand what people want to hear, and then say what they need to hear. |