Ron: That's right, you never did ask me for permission, did you? Well, I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble, but I just had my ass ka-handed to me by the city manager, and now this entire department is ka-screwed.
What the ka-f*u*k were you thinking

"Remember: Take a man Kabooming? He kabooms for a day.
But you teach a man how to kaboom? Kaboom, kaboom, kaBOOM!" - Paul Scheer's character

Time is gold... all the time.

zZZZ

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

I thought you were cool
until i looked in the mirror
and saw i was cooler

I hate walkin through smokers!
i wouldnt be able to tell if anything was on fire

My friend amy:
actually im in a good mood today. it doesnt come around very often so enjoy it while you can..but tomorrow is a diffrent day, so ill deal with ur mess then

You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fcuked up

If life hands you melons... you might be dyslexic