Subsitute: is amelia here?
amelia: actually its pronounced queen elizabeth

Have you ever had plastic surgery? If you did I'd sue that doctor.

"pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wiff your pants on the ground."

-Larry Platt from american idol audition.

"A officer without a gun!
is like
A freak without a di ck!"

Friend said this during a scary movie.

Welcome to loserville.
Turn up the volume && sing into your hairbrush.
Don't worry, you'll fit in just fine

The words have discovered us and placed us with the scientific name "Noun".

Stupid boys...and their boy penises...

There are white collar people here and blue collar people...but i only see people, cause im collar blind
--OFFICE

Embracing my insanity and breeding it in hopes of creating genius

If germans speak german to a german shepard..do black people speak ebonics to a black lab???