I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

My mom always says,
"If they jumped of a bridge,would u do it too?".
I always reply, "pssh no, I`d just be the one who came up with the idea."

That's not a big problem. A big problem is
like, well, if your butt fell off

You wanna know whats pi**ing me off...

what if he DIDNT go to jared???

People say when life hands you lemons you make lemon aide but i say when life hands you lemons you squeeze the juice in someones eyes and point and laugh while they roll around in pain

I just love rumors!! I always learn new stuff I didn't know about myself.

2 guys arguing about something, ones white and ones black:
w.guy:no thats not the way i wanna do it
b.guy: the president is black, ILL tell YOU how we're gonna do it

That 70's show
jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
fez: where's your drink?
wheres my drink?
you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass

No matter where you go, zort is always troz backwards.

Life is sometimes like a doughnut, Its like a circle and here and there we get a few sprinkles.