It's funny when you loved someone but they werent there for you & when you have the courage to walk away You take a chance & fall in love & your past sees this & tries to break through your mind but by that time your already gone...

Imagine dis, u're on a boat & lost @ sea & surrounded by lots of sharks with no weapon on u, what can u do to get out of dis scenario??
some says "jump in the sea & swim with the sharks" but there is a way out... QUIT IMAGINING!

Life just happens. Unfortunately, so does sh*t.

Sweet dreams of you holding me in your arms, make it last forever, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UNPLUG MY ALARM??

When you know you're getting old: One minute you're wearing a jumper because it's fashionally acceptable and then suddenly you're wearing one because it's warm. And it's brown.

I Couldn't Fix Your Breaks, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

My friends were talkin about not being laid in a while..
amy: its like an itch i really really need to scratch
jamie: oh u kno vagisils good for that (obviously not paying attention)
amy: nope not that kinda itch

In prison everyone would be someones b!+ch!! you ryan would definetly be somesone b!+ch!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!!
--OFFICE

Jus tryin to take life one step at a time

like a carpenter....building stairs....