In prison everyone would be someones b!+ch!! you ryan would definetly be somesone b!+ch!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!! DONT DROP THE SOAP!!
--OFFICE

Jus tryin to take life one step at a time

like a carpenter....building stairs....

Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
--OFFICE

Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
joe: you mean paraplegic??
--FAMILY GUY

-"I'm a sweet marshmellow who needs smore love, but i'm missing the chocolate and the passionate fire!"

Burnt boys aren't worth it,
Get you a mayo man!!!

Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
Me:He just sent me a ?
Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

If this love leads to nothingness then why are you there?