"I would rather be raped by bears than ever work again."

Me: Damm It
My Sister: Don't Call Me Damm It
Me: you cant call someone damm it
My Sister: Then Why Did You Call Me Damm It
Me: Never mind

Him: whos rick?
me: my neighbor
him: f^c^ you neighbor
me: nahh iam good hes like 50.
him: eww thats gross

lmao.

Apple Sauce, 8!tch

If she cant satisfy her man than its not ma fault he comes to me....
i knw it sounds mean bt its true tho dnt wanna offend neone

Jingle bells, juniors smell, SEN10RS ALL THE WAY, sophomores suck & they're all sl_ts and freshman have no say. HAYYYY ;]

If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
Is a chicklet a small chicken,
Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

These are all jokelets...

lol

-Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

Wholy coww. i really dont understand this stupid stuff. only stupid ppl can understand stupid stuff. so that means iam smart and u two are stupidd.

lmao haha
lovee it

I swear sometimes he pisses me off so bad that it makes me wanna punch babies

See boys may be girl's toys but boys got the toy that girls enjoy